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Murder Is Wrong Tee
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Murder Is Wrong Tee

Color: Sport Grey
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Regular price  $29.99 Sale price  $24.99

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Product Description

The Runner's Excuse.

Everyone has their reasons for running. Some people run for their health. Some run for the medals. Some run for the post-run brunch. And some people run because the alternative is a felony. The Because Murder Is Wrong Tee is for the runner who has found the most socially acceptable outlet for their competitive aggression and wears it with pride.

Running: cheaper than therapy, legal in all 50 states.

For the Runner Who Knows Exactly Why They Run

  • Ultra-soft ringspun cotton — soft enough to wear after a run that saved someone's life (probably)
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — breathable enough for the miles that keep you sane
  • Modern semi-fitted cut — flattering unisex silhouette, sizes S–3XL
  • Preshrunk fabric — consistent fit through every wash and every stress-relieving long run
  • Tear-away label — nothing between you and your very healthy coping mechanism
  • Double-stitched sleeves & hem — built to last as long as your patience (which is longer now, thanks to running)
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — structured fit for the runner who is very structured about their anger management

The Details

  • Printed on Gildan 64000 — premium blank for bold, lasting graphics
  • Available in 5 colors: Sport Grey, White, Heather Red, Heather Royal, and Sand
  • Bold "Because Murder Is Wrong" graphic — the most honest running motivation you'll ever wear
  • The perfect gift for runners, stress runners, competitive athletes, and anyone who has ever said "I need to go for a run" and meant it on multiple levels

Run it out. Every time.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Premium lifestyle apparel for runners obsessed with the grind.

Comfort for the miles that don’t count until they do.

Whether you’re chasing sunrise miles or grabbing coffee post-run, these tees are built for runners who live the lifestyle beyond the clock. Premium feel, everyday style, because running isn’t just what you do, it’s who you are.

Customer service that actually shows up

Got a question or need help? We’ve got you, like a solid training partner who never bails. Whether it’s an order, gear, or even training questions, hit us up. We’re here to help you keep moving forward.

Amazing Comfort and Style

Lindsay is 125 pounds and wears a size small. Jake is 150 pounds and wears a size medium. Our shirts are designed for a comfortable, athletic fit with a soft, breathable feel perfect for training, running, or everyday wear.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We’re a US-based company and all of our shirts are printed here in the United States. We partner with trusted print facilities around the US to help get your order to you as quickly as possible.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfortable materials in all of our tees, soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough for every run, workout, or rest day. Materials may vary by item, and you can find the exact details on each product page.