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You Have Died of a 5K

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You Have Died of a 5K.

You didn't die of dysentery. You didn't die crossing the river. You died doing something far more heroic, you ran a 5K.

The You Have Died of a 5K Tee is the ultimate tribute to every runner who has ever crossed a finish line feeling like they left everything out there. It's a love letter to the Oregon Trail generation, the running community, and anyone who has ever dramatically collapsed after a race and thought, "worth it."

Wear it to your next 5K. Wear it to the couch after your next 5K. Either way, you've earned it.

Why You'll Love It

  • Ultra-soft ringspun cotton — soft enough for post-race recovery, bold enough for the start line
  • Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric — breathable and built for movement (or dramatic finish line collapses)
  • Modern semi-fitted retail cut — flattering on every body, every pace
  • Preshrunk fabric — consistent fit through every wash and every race
  • Durable double-stitched sleeves & hem — built to survive more 5Ks than you think you can run
  • Tear-away label — nothing to distract you from your suffering
  • Unisex fit — for every runner who has died, recovered, and signed up for another one

The Details

Printed on the Gildan 64000 — a premium blank with a smooth surface that makes bold graphics pop. Available in 5 colorways: Light Blue, Sport Grey, White, Heather Irish Green, and Natural. Sizes S–3XL.

You have died of a 5K. Your party will remember you fondly. See you at the next race.

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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Premium lifestyle apparel for runners obsessed with the grind.

Comfort for the miles that don’t count until they do.

Whether you’re chasing sunrise miles or grabbing coffee post-run, these tees are built for runners who live the lifestyle beyond the clock. Premium feel, everyday style, because running isn’t just what you do, it’s who you are.

Customer service that actually shows up

Got a question or need help? We’ve got you, like a solid training partner who never bails. Whether it’s an order, gear, or even training questions, hit us up. We’re here to help you keep moving forward.

Amazing Comfort and Style

Lindsay is 125 pounds and wears a size small. Jake is 150 pounds and wears a size medium. Our shirts are designed for a comfortable, athletic fit with a soft, breathable feel perfect for training, running, or everyday wear.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We’re a US-based company and all of our shirts are printed here in the United States. We partner with trusted print facilities around the US to help get your order to you as quickly as possible.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfortable materials in all of our tees, soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough for every run, workout, or rest day. Materials may vary by item, and you can find the exact details on each product page.